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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Hurricane Ohlendorf Strikes Again



The Pittsburgh Pirates' Ross Ohlendorf is a really smart guy. The Princeton grad even did an internship with the Agriculture Department two offseasons ago.


But Ohlendorf absolutely sucks at baseball.


A quick run down of the 29 year-old's 2011 stats:



  • BAA: .374

  • WHIP: 1.99


  • ERA: 8.29.

The Pirates rotation is far more productive when Ohlendorf's on injured reserve. At least when he's hurt, he can't hurt the team.


Ohlendorf has had his employer convinced--for years--that he would eventually fulfill his potential. That "potential" got Ohlendorf $2.03 million this year. Like I said, Ohlendorf is a really smart guy.


Either that, or the Pirates are incredibly stupid.

3 comments:

  1. After stealing $2 million from the Bucs, he seems to fit in well with the Washington politicians!!!

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  2. Gotta love the flawless arbitration system that gave him that two million! Bucs number much lower. Lyle overbay though...another story.

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  3. There was a 67% chance Ohlendorf would be awarded at least $2 mill via arbitration. Should've never taken him there.

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