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Showing posts with label LOST. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LOST. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

I Think I Thought...

Very Random Thoughts:

Jared Allen is getting married...so he's losing the mullet. Is that a prerequisite for getting married or something? First--the mullet. Next--the wallet.

The boys on the 102.5 WDVE morning show stole some thunder from yours truly. I heard them refer to Octavio Dotel as "Don't Ask, Dotel" this morning. And I thought those dudes were original.

The majority of voters (17-10) in our latest poll think Tim Tebow will be successful in the NFL. Apparently people aren't impressed by your SAT score, Jim.

If Neal Huntington openly admitted that he purposely screwed up every trade since he's been the Pirates G.M., Bird would still defend him to the death. You should've heard him defending the Aki Iwamura trade yesterday. Bird has clearly flown over the cuckoo's nest. Please pray for him.

The Superbowl is finally going to be held in a cold-weather city in 2014. Way to go, Rog. You've now done 2 things to improve the league. (Speeding up Round 1 of the Draft is the other). Really earning those bucks.

I'm currently watching Season 4 of Seinfeld. Great stuff--but not nearly as funny as The Office.

Speaking of t.v. shows, I'm glad LOST is over so Bird can quit talking about it. I'm also glad 24 is over because in my mind, it ended after Season 5. In the beginning of Season 6, the writers tried telling us that Jack Bauer's Dad and Brother were involved in all the chaos. Stupid. That was it for me.


My post on Hoosiers got me thinking...what's the best movie ever made? Tough call, because different genres make comparing movies pretty difficult. Initially, I considered American History X and Braveheart, and then it hit me... The Shawshank Redemption.










No, Bird, I'm telling you...Shawshank is better than Gigli.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

An ODE to LOST

When the first episode of LOST hit the air on 9-22-04, I thought it was "Lord of the Flies-Adult Version." By the time that first episode ended two hours later, I knew there was WAY more to it. And I was hooked.   

Over the years, it made so many ludicrous things seem perfectly reasonable by via great storytelling. In no particular order, here are just a few examples (FYI, what follows is technically full of spoilers if you have never seen the show but they won't necessarily make sense without other plot points):

-Polar Bears running around on a tropical island. Because they escaped their cages on the other island a short boat ride away.

-Survivors of the crash had their cancer and paralysis cured.

-Island natives who lived in a nice village full of modern technology, but kidnapped kids and pregnant women while disguised as backwards neanderthal looking people for mysterious purposes.

-An underground "hatch" that had a countdown clock that had to be reset every 108 minutes by entering a specific sequence of numbers and pushing a button. And if you don't press the button? The world would end.

-A character who is so untrusting that he dug up two bodies and found their wallets and driver's licenses to prove a "bad guy" is lying.

-The Island can be moved to save it from destruction by others by turning a frozen wheel well underground. And when  that happens, those on the island start jumping through time. 

-A trail of smoke called the "Smoke Monster" that can show up, read thoughts, shapeshift into different bodies, and kill at will if needed. 

-A seemingly invincible dog that survived the plane crash and all of the craziness around him time after time.

And those bullet points just cover what the tiniest bit of what happened on the island. The Flashbacks in each episode slowly told the backstories of the survivors and linked perfectly with happenings on the Island. So well in fact, that the flashbacks changed twice into even better storytelling devices.

Even with all of the crazy happenings and mixing in of science fiction, LOST is probably ultimately a show about the basic argument of Science vs Faith and Free Will vs. Destiny. I say probably because unlike other shows LOST hasn't ever come out and told you what you are supposed to think. There is never a scene where a character sits down another to explain something event by event. Mysteries are revealed with answers that answer the issue while raising more questions. 

That open-endedness has only made some (like me) even more intrigued. Of course it has turned others off, but that's ok. Those that love LOST go above and beyond. Has there every been a show that has an almost 6900 article online encyclopedia for anything and everything about the show created purely by fans? You could literally spend days on Lostpedia reading anything from episode recaps to timelines of events, to quotes and theories. How about another show that produced 10+ page recaps on Entertainment Weekly.com (Totally LOST) that are filled with obscure literary references, philosophical theories, and religious links? And there are plenty more theories and analysis here, here, here, and here. No show has been embraced and made for the internet like LOST.

All in all, there was never a show like LOST before and probably never will be again. Networks are just not going to take the risk when they can greenlight shows like CSI: Insert City Name here and get solid ratings.

The finale Sunday is going to be a sad day.




Friday, May 14, 2010

Picking up the Slack.......Again.

Just four days after returning from Nicaragua, Anthony called me last night and said he might be unable to post for a couple days due to "internet problems." This is not the first time he has called to complain about his internet. I guess that is what happens when you are still connecting via dial-up modem. I actually think Anthony is the last remaining AOL customer. He just hasn't yet been able to justify going to a higher speed option and wasting all those one month free CDs he had lying around.

But rather than dwelling on Anthony's internet issues, here are a handful of early morning thoughts:

-Any talk (like this) of trading Malkin or any of the Pens stars is crazy. You would be solving one problem by creating another. Let's not overreact to running into a team that played the perfect series.

-How is Tiger Woods still number one in the World Golf Rankings? Is he getting rewarded for not playing? Is he getting points for tabloid mentions? Makes no sense to me.

-I don't think he is leaving. but if Lebron James leaves the Cavs, they really should just fold the team. How could they ever recover? They would go from 60+ wins to about 20 instantly.

-Seinfeld ending in 1998 was a bummer, but nothing compared to LOST ending next Sunday. There has never been a show like it (or even close). Maybe I will write an Ode to the Smoke Monster (or the Dharma Initiative) next week.

And don't worry, I am printing out this post when I am done and sending it over to Anthony via telegraph. It seems like the best choice at this point.

UPDATE (5-14-10 @12:50): Anthony is using someone else's internet to make a post today. Mooch.