UN-believable

(okay, we were bound to get political eventually...)

At least one country is willing to call a spade a spade. (HINT: it's the one with the best hockey players in the world)

The United Nations (UN) has elected Iran to a UN panel that aims to promote women's rights.

No, that's not a link to The Onion.

Iran is, just so you know, the same country that stones women to death for things like committing adultery.

This would be the equivalent of appointing James Harrison, Santonio Holmes, Cedrick Wilson, and Ben Roethlisberger to the executive board of "Women Against Domestic Violence."

Hey Bird, why do liberals love the UN again?

Go Holmes to New York

Can this moron ever stay out of trouble? Seriously. Sounds like 'Ton needs something to mellow him out. Hmmm.

Initially, I thought the Steelers got ripped off when they traded him.

Now, I'm beginning to think the Steelers are lucky they got anything for him.

The Jets should be careful. (acquiring someone who doesn't understand basic Jet safety rules is at least ironic.)

Inviting a cancer in the locker room can be dangerous. Trust me, I know....Bird, who played on many of the same teams as me growing up, was born in July.

(Crap. It figures that after I went through the trouble of remembering Bird's birthday, I found out his birthday is the first day of leo. Technicality. He was still a locker room cancer.)