Everyone can put the Xanax away.
After some tense hours, your prayers have been answered! He's going to be fine!
Shortstop Ronnie Cedeno doesn't have a broken wrist! It's just a bruise.
That collective "Phew!!!!" sound you just heard? That's the Pirates Management team breathing a giant sigh of relief after hearing the fantastic news.
They know how devastating any extended absence from Cedeno would've been to the Pirate lineup.
So, breathe easy this morning, Pittsburgh. Ronnie and his .243 batting average will be back in the lineup sometime soon.
Come to think of it, maybe that noise you heard earlier was just Neal Huntington reacting enthusiastically to a nasty protein fart. Because seriously...he'd have every reason to be as excited about the fart as he is about getting Cedeno back in the lineup. This team's a stinking joke.
