The Pittsburgh Marathon was the bomb!

I'm not making light of this story.

It's just so ridiculous that it's worth mentioning.

I've seen a lot of Facebook posts from friends of mine who were running in the marathon today, so I'm especially glad that everyone is safe.

It was one thing for the runners to run in less than ideal weather today, but apparently this year's obstacles also included an idiot, a bomb, a microwave (sure, why not?), and a low I.Q.

I'm guessing the imbecile forgot to plug it in.

Isn't there a place we can keep idiots like that?